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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Chemical Analysis of a BACK BENCHER

Symbol - Bb
Atomic Weight - 47

Occurence
  • In back benches of classrooms.
  • In front rows of food and amusement hall.
  • In the clasroom corners during class hour.
Physical properties
  • Colourless in appearence (tries to act very smart).
  • Day dreaming, dreaming during class hours, with occasional glance at wrist watch.
Chemical properties
  • Has a disturbing effect on the atmosphere of the classroom.
  • Behaviour is unpredictable.
  • Usually explosive when in contact with lenient teachers.
  • Bad conductor of peace, but good conductor of unnecessary comments.
  • Reacts with chalk piece, when in contact with blackboard.
Uses
  • A good conductor of parents' and friends' money.
  • Serves as a headache for parents.
Test
  • Extremely revengeful.
  • When shifted to the front benches becomes extremely unstable and volatile.
- Posted by Jerin Jose.

14 comments:

Mathews Madathikandam said...

What an invention!!!!!!!!!
Are you belongs to this group?????

Mathews Madathikandam said...

How we can calculate the Atomic Weight... shall you please explain it....


Is sleeping during class hours, a symptom of this???????


mmj

Clarion said...

Hey...
Jerin is our first person to post something in Clarion who doesn't belong in the core Clarion team. The team appreciates her effort and request all others to help us by giving in your contributions. Send your posts to matrix.marin@yahoo.in

regards,
Clarion team.

Unknown said...

jerin what an invention yar....?

Unknown said...

harmful chemical operation should be prevented

Ishak Kallil said...

Try to experience fun @ the back bench at least once in ur lifetime...

SAN said...
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Ouseph Kattooran said...

oh ya seriously.... everyone should try that atleast once... but be careful not to get stuck there forever...

Ishak Kallil said...
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Linza M Kuncheria said...

jerin,at last ur mad thoughts are started to burst out.good

Unknown said...

oh dear friend what a great idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trespasser said...

hey jerryyyyyy........
we r so dangerous back benchers.....

trespasser said...

we r waiting for new interesting postings from uuuu........

Ishak Kallil said...

^^^
Jerin,i think u got most comments...